My new friend!

Heyo ppl. Me gotsa new friend! Mum wanted him a few weeks ago but dad thouhgt she'd be catnapping him from someone else and she wasn't allowed him!
 Mum thought he was a girl! But he's a lickle boy like me!
He tells me he was left on his own by his old ppl and has been a tramp for weeks, the otha ppl has been feeding him scraps and rubbish foods not good for him! He very nearly got put in a cats kennels! But mi mums saved him! I know she still loves me bestest! Still sulkin tho! Shes miii mum!
Sure we'll get along fine soon as he realises I'm the boss!!